Flarb



The information on the common flarb (Sliimarsupial Flarbicus) is very limited. Some alien species, like the Oophpshians of Qwetzodohmal, are known to have a soft spot for them and are quite skilled at breeding them. Their dung is a delicious delicacy to some races.

Flarb Ball
Flarb ball is played like hockey, well more like American soccer, kinda. It's also a bit like tennis, and rugby, and basketball, and a bit of cricket. The game was invented by beings of a higher mental power and no other beings have quite nailed down the exact rules and regulations, or exactly what the point is. Most people have a heck of a lot of fun though! It can be played on a hockey rink, or a pool, or an American football field, or a circular field, or in some cases a volcano. Players on either team can set up any traps or terrain modifications with the only rule known that the alterations cannot affect one team more than the other. Lava pits melt both teams' shoes; Bear traps lock onto both teams' legs; Piranhas eat the hair off both teams' heads. A score is usually made when the flarb goes through the goal, which is generally placed a yard above the playing terrain.

Flarbmas
Flarbmas is an annual event happening sometime in late December. A large tree is set up in the town square of all the towns in the land. The big red flarb comes up from the Deep Southern Lands, follows the lights of the trees and gives gifts to everyone to make them forget the mass murder he committed eons ago. It's full of winter cheer and joy. The red flarb sits in the town square to give away the perfect gift to everyone. He has an infinite bag of holding which contains all the perfect presents available.